For Mrs. JQP. (Yes, It's A Dog Wearing A Thong.)

JQP was writing just yesterday, in a series of random thoughts, about how his lovely flower often farts, and blames it on the dogs. Now, for a small investment, he can muzzle the dogs' hinder parts....and relocate the blame squarely where it belongs.

From Gizmodo.
You can stop squinting now, your eyes aren’t deceiving you—it really is a photo of a dog wearing a thong. But not just any dog thong! No, the Dogone thong is the “comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges”, and you know you can trust it because it comes from the #1 name in flatulence odor control products.
You can get the Dogone in any of three sizes and they’re each $19.99, but if you buy them you’ll need very expensive headphones to keep from hearing the neighbors making fun of you and your poor pooch.