IT LIVES!!!!!!!
Got blown out of my full-time job at work, so I now have some time to blog again. Still working part time, and doing lots of remotes with my friend Shelly Barter. Looking for another full time position, but in the meantime, going out and doing these remotes is a good way to make a buck, and pass the time.
What do we talk about at a remote broadcast? Well, at our most recent outing, at All Star Sports Bar (the back room at Pieres) the following topics came up (some prompted by one of the patrons, some just randomly thrown out there)--
Drawerless whores (I swear you could see her tonsils in that short, short skirt)
Spunk on the windshield and in the hair (think There's Something About Mary)
The shaving of the beaver (votes pro and con are welcome in comments here)
Why there aren't any Cowboys fans around here (well, except for the obvious fact that the team sucks, and Jerry Jones is a total egomaniac)
Join us at a future event, and join in on the dialogue, won't you?
What do we talk about at a remote broadcast? Well, at our most recent outing, at All Star Sports Bar (the back room at Pieres) the following topics came up (some prompted by one of the patrons, some just randomly thrown out there)--
Drawerless whores (I swear you could see her tonsils in that short, short skirt)
Spunk on the windshield and in the hair (think There's Something About Mary)
The shaving of the beaver (votes pro and con are welcome in comments here)
Why there aren't any Cowboys fans around here (well, except for the obvious fact that the team sucks, and Jerry Jones is a total egomaniac)
Join us at a future event, and join in on the dialogue, won't you?
posted by Steve "Tiny" Michaels at 11:35 AM
6 Comments:
Ah, we also talked about Hot Pocket, Raw Fish (or seafood in general and Tiny's aversion to it) and "during".
If you'd like more info, you'll have to join us and partake in our witty repartee...
Hey...
You didn't weigh in pro/con......
lmfao.
Inquiring minds and all....
As a side note, MY Cowboys are 2-0... after a glorious victory last evening.
And, to be specific, I was wondering why I was the only person (outside of the "gentleman" whom I am QUITE sure is on a most wanted poster somewhere AND well versed in unregistered weapons and many other felonious activities) wearing the lovely jersey of America's Team.
Jerry Jones is an egomaniac, but he puts together one HELL of a team.
And, I am not weighing in on the pro/con. Laughing my ass off - which we all know, is a lot of ass.
Con- give me free range, but then again every man wants whats over the fence. Granted however I am not everyman...
as always dear fellow, all my best:
JQP
@ shelly: a lot of arse is always a really good thing...
enjoy the witty banter!
you must be marvelous at it to keep up with this guy. ;)
hows it hang'n Capt. Midnight?
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