Amazingly Simple Home Remedies.

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blocage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you will be afraid to cough.

And finally, the important rule of life:

You only need two tools: WD 40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD 40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.