Something Else To Chuckle About.

Thanks, JQP for the joke...made me spit water across the room and short-circuit my laptop...

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going to take a piss"The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "