Michael Jackson Choose-Your-Own-Punchline.

Michael Jackson was found not guilty (NOT the same as innocent--ed.) today on all ten counts of child molestation.

Punchlines:

1. Taking a cue from OJ, he's vowed not to stop looking till he finds his *REAL* nose.

OR

2. Now he's going to give Macauley Culkin that killer Hummer he promised him for testifying on his behalf. Oh, and maybe a new SUV too.