The Essence of Cajun Lovin'.

A Cajun fireman came home from work on day and said to his wife;

Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at defire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

From now on, when I says "Bell One" I want you to strip naked. When I says "Bell Two" you jump on de bed. When I says "Bell Tree" we's gonna mek love all tru denight.

The next night he came home and shouted "Bell One" and she stripped naked. "Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed. "Bell Tree" and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four" What de hell is "Bell Four"? he asked. She replied: "Roll out more hose. You ain't no where near de fire"