No Love Thursday; A Recap.

It was a typical NLT gathering last evening under the char-broiled stained glass ceiling at the local watering hole. Present alongside this reporter (first to arrive) at this week's meeting of the No Love Thursday Drinking Club and Mutual Aid Society were John Q, Mrs. JQP, Pastor Bob, M. Chamberlin Newspaper Man, BBG, President Flavia Puff, Hobie Cat (who didn't get an official name, so will have to be saddled with this one till the next gathering,) and two newcomers to the No Love Thursday festivities; Queen Bedwetter, and Cold Hearted Bitch. Many drinks were hoisted, many toasts were made, many songs were sung. M. Chamberlin accepted my challenge, and a rematch of men of sport will be held tentatively this forthcoming Monday at the rugby bar, for bragging rights of kegeling dominance.

Lessons learned: don't drink double shots of tequila on a school night; men of the cloth sometimes enjoy being spanked (and actually may own their own ball gag;) and a house salad and french fries with cajun mayo will hurt almost as badly at 3am as six gut bombs from Powers.

I leave it to others to chronicle more. (Perhaps a Frank Gray column?) Let it suffice to say that good times were had, and no one had to jump bail. That qualifies as a success by NLT terms.

Next Thursday is a holiday....Perhaps No-Love Wednesday??