Those Sliders Will Kill You. (Or, Maybe We Should Eat At Steak And Shake At 3AM Instead.)

From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune.

The body of 25-year-old Kemonte I. Fair was dumped in St. Paul's Thomas-Dale neighborhood early Sunday after he was shot at a nearby fast-food restaurant, authorities said.
Patrol officers found the St. Paul man in the street near Sherburne Avenue and Galtier Street about 12:30 a.m., according to St. Paul police. He had gunshot wounds to his torso and was pronounced dead at the scene.
"It does not appear he was a random victim," said police spokesman Pete Crum.
A 37-year-old man and a 33-year-old woman, both of St. Paul, were arrested about 1 p.m. Sunday in connection with the shooting, police said. The man walked into police headquarters and was arrested, and the woman was stopped nearby in the suspects' car, Crum said.
The victim and suspects knew one another and lived nearby, Crum said. They were involved in an altercation inside a car in the White Castle parking lot on the corner of Sherburne Avenue and Rice Street, police said. Fair was shot and his body dumped a few blocks away, Crum said.
Police refused to discuss a motive.

How pathetic would it be to die with a headline, "Man Killed At White Castle?" I mean, when I go, I want to at least be in the first paragraph in a front page story....not buried on page 6 of the Metro section with the bankruptcy filings. Although with my luck, the way things are going, I might get to appear in both places. Yay!!