The Camel News Caravan. (Please, No Hump Jokes.)

--From news reports.
Memo to robbers: If you disguise yourself as a Smurf, make sure you wipe behind your ears afterward. Anchorage police said a man painted his face and tried to rob a hotel, but was arrested when officers spotted residual blue stains on his neck, ears and forehead.Daniel Peter Clark, 19, is charged with robbery and assault.Anchorage police Lt. Paul Honeman said a clerk at the Super 8 Motel said a man with a blue face walked in and asked for money at 6:30 a.m. on Saturday. When the clerk said no, the man pulled out a knife.The clerk retreated into a hotel office and locked the door and the suspect fled on foot, Honeman said.

WTF?????

AND.......



You can still use a stun gun on children in Florida......
A pair of bills that would prohibit police and others from using stun guns on children 16 or younger are in trouble after their sponsor failed to appear before a legislative committee Tuesday.The Senate Education Committee postponed the bills and chairwoman Evelyn Lynn, R-Ormond Beach, said she was unsure whether they would be brought up again. The bills were filed after police officers drew criticism for using stun guns against children, including an elementary school pupil.

Whew...That's a relief. For a minute, i thought they were going to try to take my constitutional right to zap the shit out of random kids away from me....Thank god cooler heads prevailed.

Where do these things come from?!?