Ideas for Bumper Stickers.

Sitting around contemplating the lint in my belly button, and got into a discussion with a couple of co-workers (Stiller and Irizarry) about potential bumper stickers ideas. Interesting, because just a few days before I had been talking with Floyd about the same thing. Some of the possible winners:

Ass-The Other Vagina
My Other Car is About To Be Repossessed by Fucking Bank One, Too
Invisible Fence(R)--Not Just for Grandpa Anymore
(one I'd seen, but still loved) Still Pissed at Yoko

The rest of them have disappeared in a semi-drunken haze....I'll post them when I remember them.
Any other ideas?