Friday, December 16, 2005

Two Thoughts For The Day. (Thanks, Tim Cavanagh.)

If George W. Bush went back to school and became a doctor, would we call him W, M.D?

and

Why is it that we let Frosty the Snowman melt, but we've got Ted Williams' head still frozen??

Tim Cavanagh

www.timcav.com

A Step In The Right Direction.

NEW YORK (AP) - Morgan Freeman says the concept of a month dedicated to black history is "ridiculous."
"You're going to relegate my history to a month?" the 68-year-old actor says in an interview on CBS's 60 Minutes to air Sunday (7 p.m. EST). "I don't want a black history month. Black history is American history." Black History Month has roots in historian Carter G. Woodson's Negro History Week, which he designated in 1926 as the second week in February to mark the birthdays of Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln.
Woodson said he hoped the week could one day be eliminated - when black history would become fundamental to American history.
Freeman notes there is no "white history month," and says the only way to get rid of racism is to "stop talking about it."
The actor says he believes the labels "black" and "white" are an obstacle to beating racism.
"I am going to stop calling you a white man and I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man," Freeman says.
Freeman received Oscar nominations for his roles in 1987's Street Smart, 1989's Driving Miss Daisy and 1994's The Shawshank Redemption. He finally won earlier this year for Million Dollar Baby.

Damn right, Morgan. Unlike many self-appointed 'black leaders', here's a talented man who would rather stand on his own merit.
Too many people look for an excuse for their own shortcomings, or try to deny personal responsibility. (think of all the frivolous lawsuits caused by stupidity.) If everyone took responsibility for their own successes and failures, and treated other people as--other people, instead of labeling and categorizing others, the world would be a better place.

Cajun Mayo Rocks! (Or, Why I Love No-Love Thursday; A Recap.)


A quick post on last evening's meeting of the No-Love Thursday Drinking Club and Mutual Aid Society (Gordon Lightfoot Chapter #006--we have a license to maim, but not kill.)

Members of good standing present: Babu Ghannj Girl, Polish Village Girl, the ever nattily dressed M. Chamberlin, Newspaper Man; along with John Q. Public, Mrs. JQP, Pastor Bob, Tony Two Times and this reporter (who arrived admittedly late into the proceedings.) My tardiness necessitates that most of this recap be based on anecdotal evidence.

Many drinks were had; but surprisingly, few songs were sung (I attribute it to the overload of holiday music, and the generousness of the bartender's pouring skills.) A very laid back event last evening, with low-key fellowship, and surprisingly introspective conversation about things of value and merit (although it was rumored that Polish Village Girl had been in a flirtatious mood earlier, with several thinly veiled entendres.) Just what you might expect from the area's intellegensia. Several fine kitchen creations were consumed, along with the usual prodigal number of cocktails. The meeting adjourned at a reasonable hour.

Not a very exciting post, but hey...the event was fun nonetheless. Join us, won't you?

(BTW: On a related note, it-chick's petition is being considered for membership; and looks good thus far for induction in the next few weeks. More will be posted soon.)

EDIT: I realized that i meant to type 'prodigious' above in reference to the number of cocktails, but after careful contemplation, I realized that the drinks consumed at NLT often come back to us (usually in the middle of the night, or early in the morning after.) They are prodigal indeed. So I will let my original post stand.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Happy Birthday, Moondog. 1922-1965.



One of the most important popularizers of rock and roll during the '50s, Alan Freed was the first disc jockey and concert producer of rock and roll. Often credited with coining the term rock and roll in 1951, ostensibly to avoid the stigma attached to R&B and so called race music, Freed opened the door to white acceptance of black music, eschewing white cover versions in favor of the R&B originals.

Albert James Freed was born in Johnstown, Pennsylvania in 1922 of a Welsh mother and Lithuanian born father. In 1933 when Freed was twelve his family moved to Salem, Ohio. He attended Salem High School during which time he formed a band known as the Sultans of Swing, in which he played trombone. His ambition was to on day to become a bandleader, but an ear infection ended that possibility. In college, he developed an interest in radio, and following World War II he landed a jobs at number of small stations. Among them were WKST (1942) in New Castle, Pennsylvania, sportscasting at WKBN (1942) and WAKR (1945) where he became a local favorite, playing hot jazz and pop recordings. Both of these stations were in Akron, Ohio. In 1949 Freed landed a job and moved to WXEL-TV in Cleveland.

Leo Mintz, a local record store owner, saw an increasing number of white teenagers buying rhythm and blues records at his store. Based on these observations Mintz suggested to Freed that he should begin playing these records. On July 11, 1951, calling himself "Moondog," Freed went on the air and became among the first to program rhythm and blues for a white teenage audience. Other small stations followed eventually forcing the larger stations to join in.
Due to the prejudices of the times Freed began calling the rhythm and blues records he played Rock "n" Roll. What is ironic that term Freed was using to make rhythm and blues more acceptable to a white audience, was slang for sex in the black community.

In 1951 a black vocal group The Dominoes recorded "Sixty Minute Man" which was a (#1 R&B and #17 pop) hit. The lyrics were highly suggestive and used rock and roll in the lyrics. Freed began using the term a month later and most likely was inspired by this song.

Freed would name his show Moondog's Rock 'n' Roll Party. The shows success led to Freed's March 1952 Moondog Coronation Ball in Cleveland. Top black acts were booked for the show. Six thousand fans crashed gates in addition to the thousands already in 10,000 seat hall. Two thirds of the audience was whiteIn1954 Freed moved his show to WINS radio in NY. Within months the show was #1. Freed began staging revues at Brooklyn Paramount where he often could be found on stage gyrating. Freed appeared in a number of rock and roll movies such as Don't Knock The Rock, Rock Around The Clock, and Rock, Rock, Rock. It was no surprise that these movies broadened the acceptance of rock and roll. The real surprise was Alan Freed in the flesh. In his mid-thirties Freed looked at least ten years older. Klutzy with little stage presence Freed looked completely out of place. To many teens Freed looked like the ultimate adult.

In 1957 ABC-TV gave Freed his own nationally-televised rock & roll show, but an episode on which Frankie Lymon danced with a white girl enraged ABC's Southern affiliates and the show was cancelled.

Freed's first real problems began when he put on a show at the Boston Arena (1958) that resulted in his being charged with incitement to riot. Though the charges were later dismissed, but WINS failed to renew Freed's contract. This incident forced him into into bankruptcy and would just be the beginning of Freed's legal problems.

Freed moved to WABC radio, and also hosted a locally televised dance show. In 1959 the U.S. House Oversight Committee, at the urging of ASCAP, began to look into deejays who took gifts from record companies in return for playing their records on their shows. Though a number of deejays and program directors were caught in the scandal, the committee decide to focus on Freed. Freed's broadcasts alliances quickly deserted him. In 1959, WABC in New York asked him to sign a statement confirming that he had never accepted payola. Freed refused "on principle" to sign and was fired.

On Feb 8, 1960 a New York Grand Jury began looking into commercial information in the recording industry and on May 19, 1960 eight men were charged with receiving $116,580 in illegal gratuities. This probe would lead to Freed being charged with income tax evasion by the IRS.

Freed was the only deejay subpoenaed by the Oversight Committee and refused to testify despite being given immunity. Trial began December, 1962 and ended with Freed pleading guilty to 29 counts of commercial bribery. Though he only received a $300 fine and 6 months suspended sentence his career would be over.

Forced to leave New York Freed work briefly at KDAY (owned by the same company that owned WINS) in 1960, in Los Angeles, but when management refused to let him promote live rock & roll shows Freed left the station and returned to Manhattan to emcee a live twist revue. When the twist craze cooled he hooked on as a disc jockey at WQAM (Miami, FL). Realizing that his dream of returning to New York radio was just that, Freed's drinking increased. The Miami job lasted only two months.

March 15, 1964 Freed was indicted by a federal grand jury for tax evasion. The IRS claimed that Freed owed $37,920 tax on unreported of $56,652 for the years 1957-59. Living in Palm Springs, California at the time, Freed was poor, unemployed and unemployable. Before he could answer the charges he entered a hospital suffering from uremia. Alan Freed died Jan 20, 1965 a penniless, broken man. He was 43.

Freed truly loved rock and roll, claimed to have never have played a record he didn't like and never forgot where the music came from. However, he was a flawed man who claimed songwriting credits that weren't his, paid performers on his tours very little and associated with questionable individuals.

Alan Freed was inducted in to The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1986.

As the NY Attorney General conducts a witch hunt against payola, and at least one unnamed DJ (also 43) struggles with financial and personal ruin, it's reassuring to note we've come full circle...and nothing has changed. Looks like Santayana was right.....

A Charitable Thought For The Day.

While almost everyone we know, no matter how thinly spread financially, is blessed to be able to enjoy the holiday season, it's important to remember that not everyone is as fortunate as us. While we're getting drunk and sick of all of the food that is served to us, there are still people who do not have anything to wear besides a Santa-hat. It's important that we remember them and remember to do something about that.















Seriously, don't forget to throw a buck into the red kettles in front of the neighborhood store...and think about giving (or donating your time) to the Rescue Mission, or St. Mary's soup kitchen, or (insert your own local, or favorite charity here.) Long after the overpriced toys are broken, and the leftovers are tossed to the curb, your contribution will be making a difference. And isn't that what the spirit of the season's all about??

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

A Song To Get Stuck In YOUR Head. (Cause If You Get It Stuck In Someone Else's Head, It Leaves Your Own.)

I'm Gonna Make You Love Me
The Supremes & The Temptations
(Ken Gamble/Jerry Ross/Jerry Williams)

I'm gonna do all the things for you
A girl wants a man to do
Oh, baby (Oh, baby)
I'll sacrifice for you
I'll even do wrong for you
Oh, baby (Oh, baby)
Every minute, every hour
I'm gonna shower you
With love and affection
Look out, it's comin' in your direction

And I'm I'm gonna make you love me
Oh, yes I will Yes I will
I'm gonna make you love me
Oh, yes I will Yes I will
Look here My love is strong, you see
I know you'll never get tired of me
Oh, baby (Oh, baby)
And I'm gonna use every trick in the book
I'll try my best to get you hooked
Hey, baby (Hey, baby)
And every night, every day
I'm gonna say
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you
Look out boy, 'cause I'm gonna get you
I'm gonna make you love me
Oh, yes I will Yes I will
And I'm gonna make you love me
Oh, yes I will You know I will
Every breathe I take
And each and every step I make
Brings me closer, baby
Closer to you
And with each beat of my heart
For every day we're apart
I'll hunger for every wasted hour And I...
Every night
And every day
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you
Look out, 'cause I'm gonna get you

I'm gonna make you love me
Oh, yes I will Yes I will
I'm gonna make you love me
Oh, yes I will Yes I will
I'm gonna make you love me
Oh, yes I will Yes I will
I'm gonna make you love me
Oh, yes I will Yes I will

Wings? Or Pizza? (Or, GO COUGARS!!).




From John Q. Public, and Nick at USF:

Comcast Cable opens USF-CC game to Comcast Ch. 95 Good News USF football fans!Saturday’s NAIA championship game, featuring the University of Saint Francis football team, will be available live on Comcast Basic Cable. The game is being produced and aired by College Sports Television (CSTV). Although CSTV is normally exclusively available to Comcast’s Digital Sports Tier customers, Comcast gained special permission from CSTV to air the game on Basic Cable in Fort Wayne. Kickoff is at 1:05 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 17. Comcast will offer CSTV programming on channel 95 from Friday, Dec. 16 through Monday Dec. 19.“We’re very appreciative of College Sports TV’s assistance in bringing their network to a larger audience this weekend," said local Comcast Vice President & General Manager Damon Miiller. “This special preview will allow our customers to experience the NAIA championship game on Saturday and cheer the University of Saint Francis Cougars on to victory!”

Buffalo Wild Wings, a supporter of all University of Saint Francis athletics, WILL have its wide screen TVs showing the game, so come on out to meet with fellow Cougar fans and cheer on Fort Wayne's only collegiate football team at any of the (sic) four BWW in the Fort Wayne area: 10524 Maysville Road, 1425 W. DuPont Road or in the Village of Coventry, 5519 Coventry Lane.

The game will also be carried live on Redeemer Radio 1450 AM, formerly Victory WLYV, starting at 12:45 p.m.

Now the question becomes....a wide screen and wings? Or the old stomping grounds of the rugby bar (O's) and pizza? Perhaps a carry in?? Thoughts? Suggestions??

Let me know...or post in comments here....

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

This Line Is Busy; Try Again Later. (or, Where are the Power Pills, Pac-Man?)



Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest....more soon, I hope. If not, catch up with me at NLT. Meanwhile, this from the blooper file.....

Ground beef panties. MMMMMmmmmmm......

(For those of you who, like me, need glasses, click on the image and you'll be able to see it better....)