Thursday, February 16, 2006

Keeping The Love Light Burning. (Or, A Warning.)

London - The flames of a British couple's Valentine's Day passion were extinguished in more ways than one after their hastily discarded underwear caught fire on a nearby romantic candle.Fifteen firefighters were needed to extinguish the resulting blaze at a house in Southampton, on England's south coast, after the young pair's tryst became literally red hot at about 11.45pm on Tuesday.The couple escaped unharmed - but slightly red-faced - while another person who was in another bedroom was rescued as smoke filled the property."We would like to send out a message reminding people of the dangers of unattended candles," said a Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service. - Sapa-AFP

Whatever Gets You Up. (Or, A Discussion About Bedside Clocks.)

I was sitting at the rugby bar recently, having a pleasant conversation with longtime friend Tom Lucas, when the topic of conversation turned to alarm clocks. Tom asked me how I managed to get up every morning, despite my late nights. I told him that I have the most obnoxious sounding alarm clock known to man.....

It has served me well for many years. I even have an extra one, in case this one breaks (originally purchased as a Christmas present for someone I once knew, but never gifted.)

I also have a backup clock radio.

Hey, when your livelihood depends on waking up on time, you can't be too careful. I can't call the boss and say I'm running late, after all.....

Tom shared HIS clock radio story....he had one that he got as a youngster. (In fact, he noted that his dad had taken it in once to be repaired....probably sometime in the 70s, based on the sticker on the bottom. Imagine....REPAIRING a small appliance, instead of chucking it and getting a new one. But I digress.)

After many years of loyal service, he noticed one day that the hands on the clock no longer moved. He moved it out to the garage to use. Recently he noticed that the clock appears to be working again. He's considering returning it to active duty again.

It's funny how inanimate objects that serve us faithfully earn a soft spot in our hearts. If anything happened to my clock radio, I'd have a hard time replacing it with one I liked as much. That kind of loyalty--even to a small home appliance--is kind of endearing to me.

All this talk about alarm clocks has reminded me of an old joke about a good way (OK, at least ONE way) to tell time.....

Late one night a guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the guy replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the otherside of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you as*hole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

Maybe He Can Get A Job on Knight School.


From SI.com.

Sports Illustrated's Seth Davis reports that Indiana University basketball coach Mike Davis has resigned but will coach the team through the end of this season.
According to a source in the IU athletic department with knowledge of Davis' situation, Davis informed Indiana officials of his decision more than a week ago and Davis' attorney and the university subsequently negotiated the terms of his departure, which were finalized this week.

Following Wednesday night's 71-68 loss at Penn State, Davis' record at Indiana was 109-76. Indiana (13-9, 5-6 in the Big Ten) had lost six of its last seven games to drop to seventh place in the conference, putting the Hoosiers' NCAA tournament hopes in jeopardy.
During a Big Ten conference call with the media on Monday, Davis said that he thought Indiana fans would be happier "with one of their own," meaning someone who played for the Hoosiers. Iowa coach Steve Alford and Orlando Magic assistant Randy Wittman are two prominent alums who have long been rumored to Indiana's top choices as Davis' replacement.

I would have mentioned this story a lot sooner, but I was busy checking out the pictures of the swimsuit models (also on SI.com.) I mean, hell. This is news? We all knew he was out. Still....

It's hard to replace a legend. It's harder still to keep your job in an era of must-win programs, and the pressure must be enormous. Mike Davis has been bullied, belittled, ridiculed and scorned since the day he arrived...and he still managed to win over 100 games. In some programs, he'd be hailed as a hero. At IU, he's the goat.

Best of luck to Coach Davis, a man that deserved better than he got for exhibiting grace in an unwinnable (no pun intended) situation.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Just Think Of The Endorsement Deal. (Or, Looks Like The Rumors Were True.)

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Take Away Their Scholarship Money And Use THAT To Build The Memorial. (Or, A Rant.)


From World Net Daily.
The University of Washington's student senate rejected a memorial for alumnus Gregory "Pappy" Boyington of "Black Sheep Squadron" fame amid concerns a military hero who shot down enemy planes was not the right kind of person to represent the school.
Student senator Jill Edwards, according to minutes of the student government's meeting last week, said she "didn't believe a member of the Marine Corps was an example of the sort of person UW wanted to produce."
Ashley Miller, another senator, argued "many monuments at UW already commemorate rich white men."
Senate member Karl Smith amended the resolution to eliminate a clause that said Boyington "was credited with destroying 26 enemy aircraft, tying the record for most aircraft destroyed by a pilot in American Uniform," for which he was awarded the Navy Cross.
Smith, according to the minutes, said "the resolution should commend Colonel Boyington's service, not his killing of others."
The senate's decision was reported first by Seattle radio talk-host Kirby Wilbur of KVI, whose listeners were "absolutely incensed," according to producer Matt Haver.
Brent Ludeman, president of the university's College Republicans, told WND in an e-mail the decision "reflects poorly on the university."
"Pappy Boyington went beyond the call of duty to serve and protect this country – he simply deserves better," Ludeman said. "Just last year, the university erected a memorial to diversity. Why can't we do the same for Pappy Boyington and others who have defended our country?"
The resolution points out Boyington, a student at the UW from 1930-34, served as a combat pilot in the 1st Squadron, American Volunteer Group – the "Flying Tigers of China" – and later as a Marine Corps combat pilot in charge of Marine Fighting Squadron 214, "The Black Sheep Squadron."
Along with the Navy Cross, Boyington was awarded the Medal of Honor by President Franklin D. Roosevelt for his heroism. He was shot down and spent 20 months in a Japanese prisoner-of-war camp.
The resolution says, "Be it resolved … [t]hat we consider Col. Gregory Boyington, United States Marine Corps, to be a prime example of the excellence that this university represents and strives to impart upon its students, and, That we desire for a memorial for Col. Boyington be commenced by the University of Washington by 11 January 2008, the twentieth anniversary of his death, which will be publicly displayed, so that all who come here in future years will know that the University of Washington produced one of this country's bravest men, and that we as a community hold this fact in the highest esteem."
Boyington wrote a book in 1958 that reached the best-seller list, "Baa Baa, Black Sheep." In 1976, he sold rights to Universal, which aired a TV series for two seasons of the same name.
Boyington, who died Jan. 11, 1988, is buried in Arlington National Cemetery.

Pappy Boyington was a national hero, and deserves the respect of every American. The politically correct student asshats that denied the memorial should spend the 20 months that Boyington spent as a prisoner of war without access to the luxuries of their spoiled, pampered crybaby lives--maybe THEN they would understand the contributions of Pappy Boyington and his generation into making America what it is today. His is the kind of example, contrary to the University of Washington's student government, that we need to CELEBRATE...and emulate. A man that did what was asked of him, and paid the price.

If only our modern-day heroes were as honorable.

Happy Valentines Day. (Or, Some Hallmark Moments For Real Life.)





Never sign a Valentine with your own name.
--Charles Dickens

Who....ME bitter????

(from I-Mockery.)

Monday, February 13, 2006

A Thought For The Day.

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together
it spells "THEIRS"?

They Only Serve Left Wings.


From GlennBeck.com.
I don't care which side of the aisle you are on politically...this is both disturbing, and damn funny.