Friday, July 22, 2005

How Do I Find The Words. (Or, They Might Be Onto Something Here.)

Where do stories come from? Could it be possible that they were there all along and all we had to do was open our eyes and ears to them? In Paula Isabel Allende writes:

"... it is possible that stories are creatures with their own lives and that they exist in the shadows of some mysterious dimesnsion; in that case it will be either a question of opening so they may enter, sink into me, and grow until they are ready to emerge transfored into language."


Short story writer James Salter, interviewed by salon.com says:

'Short stories, sometimes you tear them out of the beak of life, so to speak. And sometimes they simply are lying there on the ground to pick up. You may have a certain idea for a story you have to tell, but the story didn't exist before because it wasn't lived by somebody else -- you constructed it yourself. Some stories come completely assembled and ready to go. Otherwise it may be like one of those nightmare Christmas toys where they say "everything is included but the battery and assembly required." You may spend hours and hours feverishly trying to make something of it.'


And he talks about one magical occasion when he just sat down to write and a complete short story simply poured out onto his page:


'There is one such story in this present book that was written in the morning. And that is "Bangkok." I had a start. I had two lines that someone had told me over the telephone -- "Weren't you going to call me back?" "Of course not." I began with those two lines and just knew the rest of it. I knew the people. I was able to write the story.'


Hank Williams, Sr. once said about writing words and music to his songs; "I pick up the pen and God moves it." I've felt that way about my writing occasionally....like something unseen is driving it; or like I've stumbled upon a story that was already there, and I'm just an observer-- although more often than not, God ignores me entirely, and I gotta move the pen/keyboard and get the words to come all by myself. For the record, when the inspiration is flowing, the work is better.

Maybe it's true. You don't have to "think up" anything. The stories are there waiting for you.

14 Things To Do BEFORE You Get Married.

1. Watch yourself eating in front of a mirror. If you're put off, that's the view your future partner will have...
2. Live on your own. It's important that you find out what a hopeless slob you are before your beloved tells you. And then leaves you...
3. Go out with your friends for a "quick drink" and stagger home three days later...
4. Have a holiday romance with someone who doesn't speak a word of English. Who needs conversation?
5. Women: Take the soft toys off your bed. Nothing turns a man off more than performing in front of an audience of beady-eyed teddies...
6. Men: Get rid of those "How to Get Girls Even Though You're Poor and Ugly' books. They never work anyway...
7. Gobble the last slice of pizza without having to go through the 'No you have it, no really... Are you sure you don't mind...?
8. Walk about the house naked, without having to hold anything in...
9. Have friends of the opposite sex. After marriage, it's too much effort to keep saying: "No, I really don't 'like' them"...
10. Men: Enjoy that wardrobe space while you can! You will not believe the vast number of shoes that one woman needs...
11. Women: Fill in silly magazine quizzes with titles like 'Are You Seductive', without having to listen to loud laughter from your partner (who then runs off with the magazine)...
12. Men: Get rid of anything inflatable and female-shaped...
13. Relish clipping your toenails straight onto the carpet...
14. Remember that your best option with in-laws is to marry an orphan...

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

A Thought For The Day. (Or, Some Magic For All You Muggles.)

When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.

--J. K. Rowling in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince


Don't read too much into this particular quote; it just seemed timely, with the book coming out.
Besides, sometimes obsessive love is a good thing. Not usually; but occasionally, it's nice to have a passion so deeply felt as to defy rational thought and actions...a bond so strong that it just IS, rather than being planned.

BTW, if you've not read the Harry Potter books (NO one is 'not familiar' with them, by now)--a Muggle is a person without magical abilities.
Stephen King describes Muggles in HIS writings as 'unimaginative and often unpleasant adults, who neither understand children nor care to.'

The two definitions seem strikingly similar to me.
I hope you're not a Muggle...and if you are, I hope you find a spell to regain the magic.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

A Thought For The Day.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

--James Thurber (1894 - 1961)

Monday, July 18, 2005

It's A Lou Christie Weekend. (Or, Lightning Strikes.)

First day back in the world of technology....A lightning strike on Saturday morning fried the phones, computers, Internet connections, and more here in the building...just now getting back to normal. Jack Didier is still the smartest man I know.....and a tireless worker to boot. Got us back up to 90 percent in less than 48 hours....the rest should be fixed by the end of the week.

Trying to catch up from the temporary setback....more soon.

A Gonzo Birthday Thought For The Day. (Or, Fear And Loathing Of Washington, D.C.)

The Third Reich did not impose its will upon an unwilling, unreceptive public. Hitler rode into power on a groundswell of public opinion, fueled by law-and-order rhetoric and scare tactics, not unlike those being unleashed in our legislatures today.

What may appear to be innocuous incursions in the face of this perceived fear have a cumulative impact. None of us complained when our bodies and our baggage became the subject of scrutiny at our airports in the face of repeated hijackings and terrorist attacks. Yet, if our grandparents had been told their persons and personal effects would be searched before they could board a means of public transportation, they would have been shocked.

--Hunter S. Thompson
July 18, 1939-February 20, 2005

Was he unbalanced? Or a intellectually advanced visionary? Just a critic of our current administration? Or standing on the front line of defending our freedoms and our way of life?

It's a fine line between genius and madness, you know......