IT LIVES!!!!!!!

Got blown out of my full-time job at work, so I now have some time to blog again. Still working part time, and doing lots of remotes with my friend Shelly Barter. Looking for another full time position, but in the meantime, going out and doing these remotes is a good way to make a buck, and pass the time.

What do we talk about at a remote broadcast? Well, at our most recent outing, at All Star Sports Bar (the back room at Pieres) the following topics came up (some prompted by one of the patrons, some just randomly thrown out there)--

Drawerless whores (I swear you could see her tonsils in that short, short skirt)
Spunk on the windshield and in the hair (think There's Something About Mary)
The shaving of the beaver (votes pro and con are welcome in comments here)
Why there aren't any Cowboys fans around here (well, except for the obvious fact that the team sucks, and Jerry Jones is a total egomaniac)

Join us at a future event, and join in on the dialogue, won't you?