Why I Want To Play Guitar. (Or, Even Better Than Liquor.)

A Thought For The Day. (Or, The World's Biggest Pessimist.)

You ever notice how rainbows are shaped like frowns?

--Dan Gurewitch

Your Blonde Joke Of The Day.

A BLONDE'S CAR GETS A FLAT TIRE ON THE INTERSTATE ONE DAY SO SHE EASES IT OVER ONTO THE SHOULDER OF THE ROAD. SHE CAREFULLY STEPS OUT OF THE CAR AND OPENS THE TRUNK. TAKES OUT TWO CARDBOARD MEN, UNFOLDS THEM AND STANDS THEM AT THE REAR OF THE VEHICLE FACING ONCOMING TRAFFIC.

THE LIFE LIKE CARDBOARD MEN ARE IN TRENCH COATS EXPOSING THEIR NUDE BODIES TO APPROACHING DRIVERS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, THE TRAFFIC BECAME SNARLED AND BACKED UP. IT WASN'T VERY LONG BEFORE A POLICE CAR ARRIVES. THE OFFICER, CLEARLY ENRAGED, APPROACHES THE BLONDE OF THE DISABLED VEHICLE YELLING, "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?"

"MY CAR BROKE DOWN, OFFICER" SAYS THE WOMAN, CALMLY.

"WELL, WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE OBSCENE CARDBOARD PICTURES DOING HERE BY THE ROAD?!" ASKS THE OFFICER.

"HELLLLLOOOOO, THOSE ARE MY EMERGENCY FLASHERS!"

I typed this joke in all capital letters....so that blondes could read it more easily.

(If you're a blonde....especially if you're a tall, busty one...call me and I'll take you to dinner and explain the joke.....)